"If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else"
- Booker T. Washington
"Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear."
George Addair
"I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions."
Stephen Covey
"Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life"
Steve Jobs
"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value"
Albert Einstein
"The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into the lazy habit of thinking"
Albert Einstein
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we did not"
- Erica Jong
"Imagination was given to a man to compensate him for what he is not and a sense of humour was provided to console him for what he is"
Unknown
"Do not ever wrestle with a pig. You will both get dirty but the pig will enjoy it"
- Cale Yarborough
"An inventor is simply a fellow who does not take his education too seriously"
- Charles F. Kettering
"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies"
- Aristotle
"Imagination rules the world"
- Napoleon Bonaparte
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet"
- Fran Lebowitz
"Do not stay in bed unless you can make money in bed"
- George Burns
"As long as you are going to be thinking anyway, think big"
Donald Trump
"Winners never quit, quitters never win"
- Winston Churchill
"If you love life, do not waste time, for time is what life is made up of"
- Bruce Lee
"Experience is a great teacher"
John Legend
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"
- Eleanor Roosvelt
"The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows"
- Aristotle Onassis
"What we think or what we know or what we believe is in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do"
- John Ruskin
"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes"
Marcel Proust
"Try a thing you have not done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure whether you like it or not"
- Virgil Garnett Thomson
"The richest man is not he who has the most but he who needs the least"
- Unknown
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world"
Gandhi
"We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit"
Aristotle
"Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear"
- Ambrose Redmoon
"The third- rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The first- rate mind is only happy when it is thinking"
- A.A. Milne
"Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add but when there is nothing left to take away"
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Ridles & Jokes
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.
What has one eye but can not see? A Needle
I am a five letter word. Take away my first letter and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. What am I? EMPTY
What is at the end of a rainbow? The Letter W
What has hands but can not clap? A Clock
What has 4 eyes but can't see? Mississippi
What occurs in once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years? The Letter M
What travels around the world but stays in one spot? Stamp
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Answer: Because he got hit by the rock
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Answer: He got hit by the first monkey
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Answer: He thought it was a game so he joined in
Why did the students eat their homework? Answer: Their teacher said it was a piece of cake
What am I? I can travel around the whole world but stay in one corner? Answer: A stamp
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear
What do you call a person that hunts paper towels? Answer: A bounty hunter
What monster owns the most clothing? Answer: A wear wolf
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the school? Answer: Because he was going to high school
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Answer: They are always stuffed
What did the envelop say to the stamp? Answer: Stick with me and we will go places
What did one eye say to the other eye? Answer: Between you and me something smells
What did the clever coin say to the stupid coin? Answer: Use your sense
Where did Santa Claus go for vacation? Answer: South Pole